Happening Now: Lindsay Lohan Has Been Placed Under House Arrest

Lindsay Lohan in Miami
I wonder how she will get out of this, I am certain that she won’t be getting out by saying that her house is overcrowded like the last time when she was suppose to spend four months in jail for stealing a $2,500 necklace. I definitely hope she enjoyed her weekend in Miami showing her boobs at the beach because as of yesterday morning she will be confined her house for the next 35 days. It is being said that they choose this means of sentencing due to good behavior, budgetary constraints and also because she is a nonviolent offender.

“She is now confined to the interior premises of her home at all times,” L.A. Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore tells PEOPLE.

It was reported that she checked in at the police station at 5:02 am yesterday morning to be fitted in a matching ankle bracelet and to return home immediately to start her sentence. She should consider herself lucky, the lord is on her side and looking at it from a good angle she could become the spokesperson for the company that makes Ankle Bracelets since she wears them so often.


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