Hands-Free Sperm Donation Machine Debuts in China

We can all agree that China is ahead of every other country in Technology, if you don’t believe this, then here’s the evidence. Chinese Hospitals has introduces a new hands-free sperm donation machine that automatically does a job that the hands were normally employed to do.

Hands-Free Sperm Donation MachineResearchers at Zhengzhou Central Hospital in China created the machine which boasts a screen for visual stimulation with porn, while a pink massager strokes the man’s donor reproductive organ until ultimate pleasure. All the donor has to do is stand back and enjoy a section of hands-free masturbation.

“The machine can be used by men who cannot donate sperm in the old-fashioned way,” said Zhu Guoxin, director of the urology department at the hospital. “This machine is only recommended for patients who’ve had difficulty retrieving sperm. Users must use a condom, but lubricant and chemicals on condoms will affect the accuracy of the test results.”

The machine is now available for the price of $2,800, and happily they made that high or else teenage boys all over the United States would be billing one to their parents credit card and checking accounts. It they went for a price tag under $700, it would go faster than the iPhone 5.

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